I prefer the Spam that you eat…

Spam in general is really annoying, but since WordPress has a pretty good filter in place, I don’t have problems with spam comments ending up on my posts. Every once in a while I do skim through the spam folder just to see if anything legit has been stopped. That has yet to happen, but I’m always amused by what I see. I really don’t know much about how the spammers do their thing, but I always wonder how if you have this technological know how, why can’t you find a way to put together a proper sentence? The most common tactic I see is for them to string together some confusing, vague compliment complete with links to some shady page selling “designer” purses. It’s good for an ego boost if you ignore the fact that it’s automatically generated nonsense.

Some examples:

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I’m writing to make the public know what a fantastic experience my girl found checking your webblog. The particular realized several issues, most notably what it is as an example to possess an awesome teaching mindset to have others without problems know precisely selected impossible issues. You really did more than her desires. I appreciate you for producing such effective, trusted, educational and as well as fun guidance on this area to Janet.

What i don’t realize is in fact how you are no longer actually a lot more smartly-favored than you may be right now. You’re very intelligent.

You understand thus considerably in terms
of this topic, produced me for my part consider it from so many various angles.

Its like men and women don’t seem to be interested until it is one thing to do with Girl gaga! Your own stuffs great. Always deal with it up!

You made some decent points there. I looked online for the problem and found most people will go together with together with your web site.

 

But today I came across a new tactic (or at least, new to me). Insulting me. This one cracked me up, probably because, for a moment, I thought it might be a real comment :

The next time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I mean, I know it was my option to read, but I in fact thought youd have something intriguing to say. All I hear is really a bunch of whining about some thing which you could fix should you werent too busy searching for attention.

Well, guess who I won’t be buying any Christian Louboutins from…

 

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